Category Archives: Morning tease

The Monday Morning Teaser

I am resisting the temptation to do a whole week’s worth on the MAGA-is-crazy theme. There’s just so much to work with this week: They’re still pushing the eating-cats-in-Springfield lie, Vance says he’ll keep calling Springfield’s Haitians “illegal” even though he knows they’re not, Mark Robinson is a “black NAZI!”, Trump HATES TAYLOR SWIFT, he’ll blame the Jews if he loses, “he couldn’t help but think” the woman who hosted a townhall for Kamala “isn’t the real Oprah”, and the (non-existent) debate audience “went crazy” when he was fact-checked. Even at that, I feel like I missed something.

But I’m beginning to think people like me are supposed to go down that rabbit hole. For reasons I don’t fully understand, the voters who still haven’t been convinced to vote for Kamala are unmoved by the Trump-is-a-horrible person arguments, so we’re being shown one red cape after another to get us to charge.

So this week’s featured post is called “Squirrel!”, and considers the question of which stories to chase and how long to focus on them. What are the more substantive issues we’re being distracted from, and how should we be talking about them?

That should be out between 10 and 11, followed by the weekly summary noonish, which discusses the government staying open, the exploding pagers, Mark Robinson (in detail this time), the state of the race, the quick passing of the second-assassination-attempt story, the interest-rate cut, Musk backing down to Brazil, and a few other things.

The Monday Morning Teaser

One of these weeks, I’m going to make a plan for what I’m going to talk about and then carry it out. Ever since the conventions ended, I’ve been planning to write a state-of-the-race article. But something else always comes up: Trump desecrates Arlington National Cemetery, or Georgia election officials lay the groundwork for another January 6, or something.

This week, an apparent Trump assassination attempt broke too late for me to say anything substantive about it, but the eating-dogs-and-cats thing was just impossible to ignore. So I’ll just have to double up: the state-of-the-race post will come out later this morning, maybe around 11 EDT.

But I also found an interesting slant on the Springfield dogs-and-cats story: The Bug-Eyed and Shameless blog draws a parallel to the Irish Fright of 1688, when tens of thousands of Englishmen became convinced that rogue Irish troops from the British army were marauding through England, destroying everything in their path. Spontaneous militias barricaded bridges and crossroads, waiting for rampaging Irishmen who only existed in their imaginations.

It turns out that disinformation can spread and start a panic even without the internet.

Anyway, I think there’s a lot to be learned from Americans’ propensity to believe bizarre and scary things about non-White immigrants. I’ll collect some in “Lessons from the Haitian Fright”. I’ll try to get it out soon. The state-of-the-race article will follow, and then the weekly summary, which will review the Harris-Trump debate, what little we know about the shots fired in Trump’s vicinity, the Laura Loomer thing, and a few other notes. I’m aiming to have that out by noon, but it may run later.

The Monday Morning Teaser

I’m not writing about tomorrow’s debate, other than to explain briefly why I’m not writing about it: It’s going to happen, I have no control over it, and by Wednesday morning we’ll all know how it came out. Speculating about who has the advantage or what strategy each candidate should adopt serves no purpose. Plenty is being written about this elsewhere, if you want to spend your time that way.

This week’s featured post is about “sanewashing” — a word I didn’t know last week that seems to be everywhere this week. Sanewashing is when a reporter takes in some insane or incoherent Trump statement and refines it into a solid policy point to highlight for readers. The mainstream press has been sanewashing Trump for years now, as when it turned Thursday’s word-salad answer to a question about child care into advocating tariffs. I believe that Trump-speaks-in-word-salads is the news to be gleaned from that event, and not his support for tariffs.

But now that there’s a word to describe the phenomenon, it should be harder to get away with. We can hope.

Anyway, “The Word of the Week: Sanewashing”, should be out around 10 EDT. The weekly summary should appear noonish.

The Monday Morning Teaser

I’m somewhat ashamed to admit that both featured posts this week have “Trump” in the title.

I only meant to write one: “Can Trump Steal Georgia?” There’s a been a lot of talk these last two weeks about changes Trumpists on the Georgia State Election Board have made in the rules governing local election boards, and whether these changes might allow a 2020-on-steroids election crisis should Harris get more votes than Trump in Georgia. Short version: That’s clearly what Trump has in mind, but it’s probably not going to work. Either the courts or Governor Kemp should take care of it.

But then as the week went on and I compiled notes for the weekly summary, I noticed something: There was an outrageous new Trump story every single day, starting with bringing his campaign team to Arlington National Cemetery on Monday. This wasn’t some unified scandal that kept building through the week (though the Arlington thing did that), it was some totally new batshit crazy thing each day.

By Saturday, my single Trump-did-some-crazy-stuff entry in the weekly summary had broken through its levees and was threatening to wipe out the flood plain. So I turned it into a separate article “A Week in Trump’s Declining Spiral”. It should post before 9 EDT, with the Georgia article appearing by 10.

With the flood of Trump news diverted into the featured posts, the weekly summary should be short this week, and come out around noon.

The Monday Morning Teaser

The Democratic National Convention seemed to blot out all other news this week. A handful of weeks ago it was inconceivable how united, energetic, and celebratory the DNC would turn out to be. It demonstrated a lot of good showmanship, fine oratory, and crisp logistics, but there was also something intellectually and politically significant going on: The Democrats were stealing many of the themes Republicans have owned for decades, like family, freedom, patriotism, and even masculinity.

What is significant is not just that they tried. Anybody can say, “No, we’re the patriotic party” just as Trump has occasionally claimed to represent democracy and even to be “great for women and their reproductive rights“. The significant thing is that across the board they made a good case. They redefined and reframed the themes in such a way that the Democratic claim to them now seems more authentic than the Republican claim. (Do you want to raise your sons in the masculinity of Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan, or the masculinity of Tim Walz and Mark Kelly?)

That’s what I’ll examine in the featured post “The Convention that Ate Republicans’ Lunch”, which should appear between 10 and 11.

The weekly summary should be short this week, and come out around noon.

The Monday Morning Teaser

The news media hasn’t been covering itself in glory lately. Reporters have been letting the Trump campaign use them as props in “press conferences”, where the candidate rambles and lies without pushback. The news networks have been treating these shows as newsworthy events and covering them live, while simultaneously complaining that Kamala Harris is too busy campaigning to answer their questions — as if anything Trump said in his news conferences constituted answers to the questions he was asked. And as if they have asked Harris anything of substance in the few openings she has given them.

That’s the topic of this week’s featured article: “Harris, Trump, and Our Broken News Media”. It should be out sometime before 10 EDT.

That leaves the weekly summary a lot to cover: Ukraine’s surprising counter-invasion of Russia, the ongoing horror in Gaza, the Democratic Convention that begins today, and a number of other things. I’m running behind today, but I’ll try to get that out by 1.

The Monday Morning Teaser

The momentum for Harris continued this week, as the Trump campaign struggled to come up with a counter-message. On Wednesday, Trump was interviewed at the National Association of Black Journalists convention, and reverted to his Birther political roots: He challenged Harris’ racial identity, professing not to understand how she could be both Indian and Black.

The first featured post will examine what he could possibly have been thinking and what audience his remarks were aimed at. Because his position is so hard to take seriously, I’ll include a certain amount of humor, and I’ll point you to an endearing Harris video from 2019 that Trump thinks proves his point. (I hope you’ll watch it. At a minimum you’ll learn a good onion-dicing technique.) “The Unfathomable Mystery of Biracial Americans” should post around 9 or so EDT.

For weeks I’ve been hoping to write a series of issue-oriented articles, but events keep outrunning my ability to cover them. I particularly want to examine the issues where the Trump campaign claims an advantage: inflation and immigration. This week I’ll finally get my inflation article out. “Where Did Inflation Come From?” should appear by 11.

Even with two featured posts, the weekly summary has a lot to cover: the prisoner swap with Russia, the rising tensions between Israel and Iran, Venezuela’s post-election crisis, J.D. Vance’s continuing problems, the Trump/Egypt investigation, Harris catching Trump in the polls, and a few more things. I’ll aim to get that out by noon.

The Monday Morning Teaser

I keep getting overwhelmed by events, so the series of posts I plan to do on major issues keeps getting pushed off. (I have one on inflation half-finished, and plan another one on the border and immigration.)

But this was an amazing week. Last Monday morning, President Biden’s decision to withdraw from the presidential race wasn’t even 48 hours old, and it wasn’t clear at all how things would shake out. But this week, Kamala Harris unified the Democratic Party behind her candidacy. None of the rival candidates pundits had fantasized about stepped up to challenge her, and she’ll go into the Democratic Convention with the support of a large majority of delegates.

Perhaps even more important, Democratic hope and energy exploded this week. The Harris campaign raised money and signed up volunteers at a record pace. New voter registrations also surged, though they didn’t quite reach the levels the Obama campaign achieved in 2008. Potential VP choices for Harris fanned out across the news shows, competing to show how well they can articulate the Democratic message and take the offensive against Trump and Vance.

So that’s one post, “The Harris Surge”, which I’m aiming to get out around 11 EDT.

Before that, though, I plan to post an article on J. D. Vance’s rough week, and why I believe he deserved it, even if he never actually did have sex with a couch. (I think we can’t repeat that often enough: J. D. Vance did not have sex with a couch. He does not pose a threat to the sofas of America.) “Couches, cat ladies, and J. D. Vance” should be out by 9 or so.

That leaves a bunch of stuff to the weekly summary, which I hope to get out between noon and 1.

The Monday Morning Teaser

I don’t usually put a cartoon in the Teaser, but this Garth German drawing was too spot-on. Last week, the Trump shooting was still so fresh that not much was known about it. Then J. D. Vance was announced as Trump’s VP and the whole circus of the convention started, culminating in Trump’s record-long 90-minute acceptance speech, which had the laundry-list quality of a bad State of the Union.

Meanwhile, President Biden’s support among elected Democrats continued to slip, with a new defection or two almost every day. Then Sunday, he announced he’s leaving the race and endorsing Kamala Harris. Now all eyes are on her, and the TV talking heads barely have time to mention Trump, who suddenly looks very old.

It’s a lot to cover, but I have one advantage over CNN and MSNBC: I try to stick to what I know, and nobody knows much at this point. So I’ll edit out all the maybe-this-maybe-that and see what’s left.

Here’s what I have planned: For my sins, I watched the full 90 minutes of Trump, and I think the mainstream media completely missed his point. They saw two speeches: the call for national unity that they predicted and wanted to see, followed by Trump’s usual divisive rhetoric. I saw one speech: It was all about unity, but not the kind of unity the media had imagined. Throughout, Trump was calling for his enemies to surrender to his domination. Then we can be one unified nation, he promised, and stop wasting our energies fighting each other.

The Germans have a word for that kind of unity: gleichschaltung, which is pretty much untranslatable. It’s an old engineering term, but they coined its political usage in the 1930s, for some reason.

So the featured post “The Two Kinds of Unity” will flesh out that interpretation of Trump’s speech. Everything else will wind up in the weekly summary. The featured post should appear between 9 and 10 EDT, and the summary before noon.

The Monday Morning Teaser

The news has a way of surprising you. The Republican Convention is starting today. Democrats are still arguing about whether Biden should leave the race. And yet, none of that is the top story: The Trump shooting is.

I’ve cobbled together something about that. I’m mostly skipping over, or farming out to other people, the standard things that have to be said: violence should not be part of American politics, and so on. Instead I’ll focus on something that I think needs to be said but nobody is saying: We almost all have these kinds of violent fantasies, but they need to stay in our heads. Independent of the morality of violence — which would-be assassins always manage to justify to themselves somehow — letting those fantasies out into the world almost never turns out the way you imagine it would. Taking one person out of the historical stream may seem like a great idea, but History has a way of rolling on without that person, and going where it was headed anyway.

That’s mostly written and should be out soon.

From there I go back to my original plans: a piece on the Republican platform. I know, Project 2025 is the juicier target, but Trump designed it to be deniable and is denying it. The platform isn’t deniable, and there’s plenty in there worth pointing out. That should be out around 11 EDT.

The Democrats’ arguments will be in the weekly summary, along with a bunch of other stuff. That should appear before 1.